Man at London Bridge Underground station (Northern Line) this morning is hammering on the windows of full-to-bursting trains shouting “Move down the f**king carriage! F**king hell! For f**k’s sake! Move down the carriage you f**king c***s!”
What he doesn’t realise is that everyone on those trains is thinking the same thing – “And let you get on this train? Not likely, you mad bastard.”
But the best thing was, after he squeezed himself onto the third packed train in a row, the fourth train was almost empty.
That’s what I call karma.