Chicken Licken has asked me to pass on this message for everyone who’s been concerned for her health.
One is most pleased to announce that one has mostly recovered from the injury to one’s foot. Thanks to the careful attention of one’s staff here at one’s exclusive stately coop, and a leisurely weekend of convalescence, one is now mobile again – although, I fear I shall now never compete in the Grand National, as was my dream as a young chick, when everything seemed possible to…
Yes, yes, thank you, Licken.
What she means is: we put her back in the coop over the weekend, following a couple of days spent indoors in a box, and when we got back on Sunday she was scrabbling about in the dirt with the best of them.