With the installation of
a shoddy bit of fence tied on with string new high security countermeasures at least one garden incursion by Mr Foxy has been averted.
The alarm was raised at breakfast this morning by the Lovely Melanie, reporting increased alertness levels amongst the chicken population, whereupon Mr Foxy was spotted on the fence. However, he was in an obvious state of confusion caused by the – ahem – newly installed high security countermeasures, and seemed unable to gain entrance into the garden.
Even the chickens seemed aware of this confusion – clucking loudly rather than squawking hysterically – and the intruder quickly left when I opened the back door and cleared my throat.