Probably as revenge for never ever in their whole lives being called “Millie” and “Amber” (the names on their birth certificates and passports) my children have come up with their own creative names for us, their parents.
I’ve come off best, I think, being christened Didymos, after telling them about an asteroid of that name which had passed very close to Earth. They’d already been calling me Dids, rather than Dad, so Didymos wasn’t too much of a stretch. 😉
The Lovely Melanie’s new title is the rather unwieldy and not entirely complimentary Mumble Bumble.
Make of that what you will!