There were sensational scenes in Bexley today, following the discovery of a body in the woods!
The body, thought to be a “Mr Foxy” of no fixed abode, was found by a mother and her children on their way to school.
The woman, Mrs “Lovely” Melanie Carter and her two children, said the grisly find came as no surprise, since Mr Foxy was wanted for questioning by local police in connection with the triple murders earlier this year of local chickens, Dave, Licken and Lily.
“We were walking through the woods,” said Mrs Carter, whose husband, Stuart, is an extremely well-respected writer and blogger, “when we saw the body laid out in front of us. He didn’t seem hurt, but he was very definitely dead.”
Police are currently questioning two Bexley chickens, Sergeant Rock and Queen Cool, but say there’s no suggestion of fowl play.