We’re not big fans of fans


At breakfast this morning…

THE LOVELY MELANIE: What shall we do today, girls? Shall we go to The Fan Museum?

GIRLS: ???

THE LOVELY MELANIE: You’ve been making and decorating lots of fans lately, so I thought you might like to see a whole museum of old fans.

GIRLS: Um. OK.

ME: There might be ones that were owned by princesses…

AMBER: OK!

THE LOVELY MELANIE: Or…wecouldgotothebouncycastlesinthepark.

GIRLS: What…?  What did you say?

THE LOVELY MELANIE: Mumble…bouncy castles…mumble…park.

GIRLS: Bouncy castles! Bouncy castles!!!

THE LOVELY MELANIE: Really? Wouldn’t you rather see the Museum?

ME: Bouncy goddamn castles!  Oh, wait… I’m at work. Damn. 😦

GIRLS: BOUNCY CASTLES!!

THE LOVELY MELANIE: Sigh.

GIRLS: Bouncy castles!!

Seriously, my love, did you really think the Fan Museum might beat a park full of bouncy castles?? 😛

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2 thoughts on “We’re not big fans of fans

  1. nonsense girl August 30, 2013 / 1:43 pm

    I’m finding it hard to believe that a fan museum even exists! let alone that someone would want to go to one. Bless Mel – at least she tried…

    • StuPC August 30, 2013 / 2:59 pm

      It was a noble effort, but doomed to failure…

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