At breakfast this morning…
THE LOVELY MELANIE: What shall we do today, girls? Shall we go to The Fan Museum?
THE LOVELY MELANIE: You’ve been making and decorating lots of fans lately, so I thought you might like to see a whole museum of old fans.
GIRLS: Um. OK.
ME: There might be ones that were owned by princesses…
THE LOVELY MELANIE: Or…wecouldgotothebouncycastlesinthepark.
GIRLS: What…? What did you say?
THE LOVELY MELANIE: Mumble…bouncy castles…mumble…park.
GIRLS: Bouncy castles! Bouncy castles!!!
THE LOVELY MELANIE: Really? Wouldn’t you rather see the Museum?
ME: Bouncy goddamn castles! Oh, wait… I’m at work. Damn. 😦
GIRLS: BOUNCY CASTLES!!
THE LOVELY MELANIE: Sigh.
GIRLS: Bouncy castles!!
Seriously, my love, did you really think the Fan Museum might beat a park full of bouncy castles?? 😛