At breakfast this morning…
AMBER: Daddy, Daddy, the tooth fairy brought me a golden coin! And I left her a letter! I made it in the shape of a tooth!
ME: Well, well, well. What did your letter say?
AMBER: It said, er, “Dear Tooth Fairy, thank you for, er, coming. I have, er, left you a tooth… Happy Christmas, love from Amber.”
ME: “Happy Christmas”?
ME: Can I read the letter?
Here’s the actual letter written to the Tooth Fairy.
Fair play to the girl for trying, but the Tooth Fairy operates very differently to Father Christmas.
And here’s a picture of the cheeky lady herself, sans a second tooth…